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𝐻𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝓎𝑒, 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝓎𝑒—

Happy new year, my friends and compatriots, blood brothers and confidantes! The time has come where I deliver to you more information about the soiree in the forest where I intend to celebrate my golden birthday. A few years ago, as many may remember, we made merry at a little house in Dillon Beach. This year, we will gather in a small town called Ukiah, at a mountaintop cabin nestled between vineyards and woodlands.

We will feast on the finest food and drink that Northern California has to offer: local cheese, artisanal coffee, and the freshest produce. We will dance to the hallowed beats of the local DJs in our midst. We will maybe even go outside and see some redwoods. What you need to know is the following:

𝖂𝖍𝖊𝖓: The party will commence on Friday, January 31 and conclude on Sunday, February 2, 2025. We will depart from our respective abodes on Friday, according to our individual schedules, and arrive to our property no earlier than 4PM. Please coordinate with me if you need a ride from San Francisco, but if you come with me, be prepared to leave around 11AM and stop along the way for (1) New York Times-venerated pastries, (2) a cute lunch in wine country, and (3) local groceries in downtown Ukiah. We will depart the property at 11AM on Sunday, stop for a farewell lunch, and head back with leisure and full stomachs. Note: if you need lodging before or after the trip, please let me know - you can stay at Casa Juhi!

𝖂𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊: 2801 Redemeyer Road, Ukiah, California, 95482. Roughly 2 hours from San Francisco and Oakland.
[If you would like to peruse the property, please click here.]

𝖂𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖇𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌: in the words of last time, “all I ask for is a Surprise—that you contribute to this weekend-long fiesta in some way, whether it be through a bottle of krug (or 3), a diverting board game, a clandestine substance, an elaborate floral arrangement, a sacrificial Dungeness crab, or a speech in my honor (jk) (not jk). Be creative! ;)” also, I have chosen the theme for Saturday night to be Western Goth, so bring an outfit for that (no exceptions, more information at the bottom.) Note: If you are a Jeffrey, bring a Leica. If you are a Kaesha, bring an iPad Photo Booth. if you are a DJ, bring a USB.

𝖂𝖍𝖔: my closest friends, and a beloved Nyla.

Have a blessed January - the year of the snake is upon us! 🐍

𝓍𝑜𝓍𝑜,
𝒶 𝓈𝑜𝑜𝓃-𝓉𝑜-𝒷𝑒 𝟤𝟩 𝓎𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝑜𝓁𝒹 𝒿𝓊𝒽𝒾


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𝖂𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖓 𝕲𝖔𝖙𝖍
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Imagine a rugged, post-apocalyptic frontier town where the Wild West meets dark, edgy gothic vibes — a place where old-world Western charm collides with a steampunk, dystopian desert wasteland. 🌵💀 This is a world where cowboys wear black leather, skulls and chains replace silver belt buckles, and the desert heat is matched by an eerie, smoky atmosphere. 🔥🌫️ Step into the Western Goth aesthetic, where distressed denim, corsets, and Victorian lace details blend with chunky boots, skull accessories, and studded gloves. 🖤🧛‍♀️ Top off your look with black wide-brimmed hats adorned with spikes or worn-out cowboy hats, and channel your inner rebel with Mad Max-inspired leather jackets, metal accents, and fierce goth makeup. 🖤⚙️ Whether you’re rocking brass gears and vintage clocks or leather vests with rivets, this style is a gritty fusion of gold rush steampunk and post-apocalyptic biker culture — a dark, unforgettable frontier experience. 💀🤠⚙️